Why I'll Never Forget To Carry A Condom Again

Every guy has that one female friend that he crushes on and wishes he would smash if the opportunity ever arose. To me Alice was that girl - a sweet Kale chic from Eldoret that i had known since my college years. She hailed from a wealthy family and loved the good life. We loved teasing each other. The tension kept steaming. It would only be a matter of time before we would tear each others clothes off .

So a few months ago, Alice invited me to her birthday party at their family mansion at Elgon View Estate in Eldoret. I went, mostly because I had nothing better to do on the weekend she was holding her bash. We had fun, I met some of her equally BFFs and even took their numbers. The next day, on a Sunday, almost everyone left and I remained with Alice and her mum in the house.

My plan was to travel back to Nairobi with my brother Jemo who was bound to drive back from ocha on Monday morning. Within that short period, Alice’s mother developed a liking for me already and so she insisted that I stay till when I was ready to leave. In fact she even sat alone with me for two hours that Sunday while Alice had gone to shop for a few household items and told me I looked like a good fit for her daughter, Good fit? With the blessings of her mother I decided to persue and see if my shuma would ‘fit’.
When Alice returned, we had lunch then spent the rest of the afternoon in the swimming pool, where she taught me a few fish moves.. A swimming champ, she had participated in several swimming competitions before so I wasn’t surprised at how good she was underwater. But hardly did I concentrate. All I could see was her boobs floating on the water and the magnificent buoyancy of her @ss.

In the evening we had supper with her mum then Alice asked me to go play FIFA with her in her room. FIFA 15 has always been my favorite game. I massacred her 6-2 in the first consecutive three games but then during the fourth one, she decided to use Real Madrid. She beat me 3-1, a victory that made her so super excited that she started jumping around like a teenager. It was the first time she had beaten me. She was in tiny shorts. Oh my those thighs – full of healthy flesh. I stood up to give her a congratulatory hug for a victory well deserved

The next thing we knew she was deep in my arms, my lips closed on hers, pushing into the suddenly hungry depths of her moist mouth. The taste of her; It was like nectar to a bee. It was spicy and sweet, cinnamon and honey. It was like a blazing forest fire in the middle of winter. It seared through my soul. Her arms wrapped tightly and possessively around my shoulders, the once muted desire flaring to an open flame, spreading through our bodies, blistering our senses.

We kissed for a few minutes, before I drew back from her, took a hard breath, then gripped her hand and pulled her into the bed. I could see the arousal burning through her now. It hardened her breasts, pulsed in her clit and sent her juices spilling between her thighs when I opened the zip of her shorts and shoved my fingers inside. She was wet and hot. Spoiling for a shag and spoiling for my touch.
I growled before i pushed her against the comfy bed and took her lips again. Nectar. Paradise. Her kiss was almost like ‘coming; in it’s own way. It gave me a smorgasbord of sensations that I had never really experienced before. . One hand fisted in her waves of hair, the other moved from her shorts and gripped her hip. Alice was beyond shame or reticence. She followed my lead without asking questions, Her curvy legs wrapped around my hips and tightened on me. Her hands were in my head, grabbing it tight like Lebron James on the ball

I had never known anything as hot, as sweet as Alice. Her lips. Her touch. The way her fingers threaded through my afro hair, tugged at it, pulled me closer. Her tongue kept invading my mouth with heated demand, like Hannibal’s troops into Rome. What i didn‟t give her, she tried to take, wherever I didn’t touch she took my hand there. Her mouth I had wild pleasures that made it impossible for me to withdraw. I sucked at it with delicate greed. I felt my entire body tighten, and my manhood harden tightening further, crying out for freedom like an anti-apartheid activist in the 80s. My hands lifted her up slightly, before tightening on her rear, clenching in the bunched muscles there as i pulled her closer,
She kept on kissing. “You‟re killing me here Alice.” I said. I was almost panting, the need for her growing so sharp, so desperate, that holding on to my control was becoming no more than a wish. “Take off your clothes.” she said as she mildly bit at my neck, causing my thirst to intensify tenfold. As if I was not undressing fast enough, her soft hands slipped beneath my shirt. My stomach clenched as her pink nails raked over his hard abdomen. She pulled at the metal zip of my jeans. “Damn.” i breathed out the curse as the zipper rasped down.
I slowly sucked in a breath as she pushed my jeans past my hips. Watching her, i narrowed my eyes, seeing the complete absorption in her face as my monster sprang into view. She wasn’t even distracted by it. Damn. I was hoping she would become distracted. “
“Where is the condom?’ she asked
I reached out for my wallet before I remembered….i didn’t have a condom. I hadn’t carried one. Bad mistake. Damn. It was a travesty. I pretended to continue checking before bowing my head to claim I forgot, She didn’t have one either,
“Too bad Phil…we’ll have to wait for next time”, she said
“Wait….not even a blowjob?”, I protested
“Nope I hate giving blowjobs. But you are welcome to lick me down there” , she said
“What?” .
Woman ought to give head or at least try. My attempts to convince her otherwise landed on deaf ears. And that’s how our friendship ended.
Yea…even Etemesi has his bad days in ‘office’
A few weeks later, I ended up shagging one of her friends, whose number I had taken at the party. She had tits the size of pumpkins in my grandmother’s garden. Yeah…that’s just how it happens sometimes